My husband used to pee on the floor until I gave him a helping hand.
By Jennifer B.
I have a story to tell you about a conversation I had with my husband. It’s a bit embarrassing, but hear me out.
He used to pee on the floor. No, not on purpose and not all the time. Just at night, in the bathroom.
You see, he hated turning the light on in the bathroom at night. It’s bright and it always woke him up. He could never get back to sleep easily.
So for years he didn’t turn the bathroom light on. And sometimes he made a mess.
But this is definitely not all about him, no no. I'm the one who has to step in it. And I'm the one who has to clean it up.
I'm sick to death of it!
Sit Down To Pee?
I love my husband, I really do. But sometimes he makes me want to tear my hair out. Maybe he should damn well sit down to pee!?
Pfft. That'll never happen.
So one day I'd had enough. I suggested we pick up a night light for the bathroom.
“That’s a great idea, honey." He said.
"I don't want to have to turn it on though. Do they even make night lights that come on when you get close to them?”
Turns out they do, I told him.
“Are they also smart enough to stay off during the day or when it's light?”
“Yep.“ I said.
Enter the new Ambient Light.
“So honey, an Ambient Light is a motion sensor activated night light with an inbuilt photosensitive sensor. It contains a low power, warm white Light Emitting Diode or LED.” I explained.
“Those LEDs last pretty much forever, they never need replacing do they?”
“Yeah, you never need to replace the globe” I said.
“And its smart enough to stay off when it’s dark?”
“And it’ll only come on if I am close to it and its dark or it's night time?”
“Yep" I said.
“And it’s not too bright is it?” I double checked.
“Nope, it’s adjustable, with 10 different brightness settings for 0.5 to 2.4 Watts of warm white light. So it can be as dim as you like. You can even set it to turn off after 30, 60, 90 or 120 seconds.”
“Wow, what a clever device. Great!” I knew he wasn't really excited.
“So how do I install it?” I know he's not much of a handy man.
I smiled. “Just plug it in to an outlet. That’s all. You don't even need to buy batteries for it and it's no bigger than your wallet.”
Light The Way
So a few months have gone by since we first installed our Ambient Light and we couldn’t be happier.
I thank him for purchasing an Ambient Light whenever I see it.
No longer do I have to clean up his mess in the middle of the night.
And no longer does he struggle to get back to sleep after peeing in the night.
We don't get cranky at each other anymore in the night, it's wonderful.
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